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PostSubject: Forum Puppets   Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:49 am

This is one of those "Sometimes I really wonder what's wrong with donteatpoop" forum games.

Okay, here it goes.

We have three characters; Frank, Lilly, and Joe.

Frank, Lilly, and Joe are roommates. They live together on the second floor of a building, in a three bedroom apartment. All three of them are currently in their respective beds. It is 9:00am on a Saturday.

We are given the godlike ability to control their actions by telling them what to do in your post. You may give each character ONLY ONE ACTION PER POST. You may NOT post back-to-back comments.

Keep in mind that if Lilly is in the kitchen and your action is to 'poop', she's pooping in the kitchen. You must first send her to the bathroom with your action, and the next person can make her poop.

Each page (10 posts) in the forums will be considered half an hour. Therefor, when page 2 starts it will be 10:30am. Make sense? At least a little bit?

Okay, have fun. No questions. Go.
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:52 am

Frank wakes up and rubs his eyes.

Lilly continues to sleep.

Joe continues to sleep.
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:13 pm

Frank (wearing his PJs) walks into the bathroom with toilet use and tooth-brushing in mind. He gives himself a quick glance in the mirror just to ensure he is still good looking.

(does each post REALLY take a whole hour? This must be a REALLY big house)
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:19 pm

Frank decides that he is still good looking and lets out a long satisfying morning unrination.

Lily continues to sleep

Joe continues to sleep.

(each page, not post. Page. and it's only half an hour)

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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:01 pm

Frank, being done, washes his hands and then moves to a vigorous tooth brushing.

Lily rolls over and slowly awakens to the morning sun on her face.

Joe continues to sleep.

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Out in the hallway, Myron walks down the hallway toward the door to the three roommates' apartment.
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:40 pm

Frank continues to brush his teeth

Lily get out of bed and walks into the kitchen

Joe sleeps some more because he is lazy
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:41 pm

Frank decides to take a shower and takes off his clothes and runs the water.

Lily gets a bowl of Wheaties.

Joe rolls over and hugs his pillow, still sleeping.

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Myron, dressed in his Fed Ex uniform, knocks on Frank, Lily and Joe's apartment door, overnight letter in hand.
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:47 am

Frank hops in the shower, and squeals a bit because it is still a little cold.

Lily sits at the table while she eats her wheaties.

Joe snores loudly and mumbles something about girls in his sleep.
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:24 am

Frank lets out a deep sigh as the water warms up.

Lily leaves her Wheaties for a moment while she answers the door.

Joe's arm falls off the bed and hits his left slipper.

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As the door opens revealing Lily's face, Myron holds up a clipboard and says "Uhh I have a package here for Frank Wagner. Is he here or can you sign for him?"


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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:37 am

  • Frank begins to build up a lather with the soap and lets out a long satisfying morning fart.

  • "Frank's in the shower," Lily tells the Fed Ex guy. "Hold on, I'll go tell him you're here." She walks away towards Frank's room, leaving the door open.

  • Joe mutters in his sleep. "Fuzzy," he says softly with an benevolent grin.

  • Myron takes the opportunity to check out Lily's butt as she walks away.
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:40 am

Frank cannot hear Lily knocking on the door because there is shampoo in his ears.

Lily sighs and says "OK I'll just sign for him" and walks back to the front door.

Joe yells "MOM?!?", startles awake and falls out of bed.

Myron watches Lily's front approach him and readies the electronic signature clipboard.

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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:13 am

Frank starts singing "I can't get no Satisfaction", by The Rolling Stones, very tunelessly.

Lily smiles politely to Myron, then signs the pad.

Joe bemoans a bruise on his ass from where he fell.

Myron notices Lily is not wearing a bra under her pj top, and can't stop staring while she signs.
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:44 am

Myron decides that he has finally gotten the guts up to ask a girl out if he is attracted to her. He has been working on this weak part of himself for a long time and dammit he WILL ASK THIS GIRL OUT. He glances at the signature pad and says "Lily. That's a pretty name! Hey Lily, I was wonderin-"

Lily closes the door in Myron's face and walks back to the kitchen reading the return address on the large mailer with Frank's name on it. "Too small to be anything other than paperwork, but still it could be interesting anyways." she thinks to herself.

Frank uses the soap as a microphone.

Joe looks around his room in bewilderment, still half asleep. "Where did the horse go?"

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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:33 pm

With his pride shattered and his hopes crushed, Myron walks away sulking.

Lily decides to open the package, as she takes a seat back at the breakfast table.

Frank shakes his booty while singing.

Joe blinks, as he realizes he is in his room and sits there a moment longer.
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:03 am

Myron tells himself "See? You are a loser. She wouldn't have slammed the door in your face if you were worth talking to." He dejectedly presses the "Down" button on the elevator and waits for it to arrive.

Lily carefully slides the paperwork out of the envelope. She reads the large letters at the top "Official RIAA Music File Downloading Violation Notice". She then remembers that Frank has given her at least 2,000 songs from his computer.

Frank shoves his head under the shower and lets it all rain down on him.

Joe slowly crawls up off the floor and starts to look for some semi-non-sentient clothes that he can put on from the life sized petri dish that is his bedroom floor.

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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:42 am

The elevator has still not arrived. Myron presses the "down" button again. He hopes no one sees him.

Frank says that, though he tries, and he tries, and he tries, and he tries, he can't get no-

Joe puts on a pair of sweat pants that he hopes will hide his pee-boner and heads for the door. He needs to hit the bathroom up and take a nice relaxing morning piss.

Lily folds the letter back up and puts it back in the envelope. What a dumbass Frank is.
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:09 pm

The elevator door opens up and Myron dejectedly gets on and presses the Lobby button.

Frank decides to let Mick Jagger keep his day job and turns off the water. He exits the shower and reaches for a towel.

Joe gets to the bathroom door and knocks. "Hey man hurry up in there!" he yells.

Lily tries to work out in her brain how to delete all the music files Frank gave her and also delete the history of her logging on to Franks FTP site.

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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:28 am

After hearing Joe, Frank decides to be an ass and take a morning dump.

Joe waits for Frank to answer while crossing his arms and tapping his foot.

Lily can't think of anything so she waits for Frank.

The elevator stops and the doors don't open while Myron is still in it freaking him out.
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:40 am

Franks morning dump turns into a disaster... Maybe he shouldn't have eaten Joe's homemade Burritos for dinner last night.

Joe's pee boner gets worse he feels as if his bladder is about to burst.

Lilly feels her intestines rumbling and gets up to use the bathroom... her mind flash's to Joe's burritos the night before.

Myron repeatedly hits the lobby button as his heart beat quickens and he begins to panick.



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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:27 am

It's getting messy with Frank. He decides that whenever the volcano of poop stops flowing he will need to wash it off again in the shower.

Joe, hearing what sounds like Frank's entire asshole exploding; decides to go pee in the kitchen sink and runs to the kitchen. The lights go out as he runs

Lily is nearly run over in the dark by Joe as he rushes to the kitchen.

The lights in the elevator flicker off and the hum of the motor stops. Myron is scared.
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:44 pm

Franks volcano poop continues and it really starts to hurt him.

Joe gets to the sink, but before he can get his pants down and get on the counter he starts to pee himself.

Lilly gets mad that Joe was so inconsiderate and grabs a broom and positions it with the handle pointing away from her like a spear and runs after Joe.

Myron can't believe hes stuck in the elevator with the lights off. All he can think about is the elevator falling and killing him, So he grabs his phone and calls his mom.
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:45 pm

Frank's volcano poop turns nuclear.

Lilly screams psychoticly and runs with the broom.

Joe's "puddle" grows to a pond.

Myron's mom is hopelessly deaf and doesn't answer.



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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:50 pm

Frank begins to seriously worry about his butthole and grabs some T.P. to check it out. Hes horrified when he checks it out and finds nothing but blood leaking at an alarming rate.

Lilly shits herself midcharge but dosnt let that stop her manaical rage.

Joe feels the handle of the broom insert itself into his anus.

Myron begins to pray when suddenly he feels the elevator drop.
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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:00 pm

Frank starts to cry because of all the blood and the searing pain coming from his asshole.

Joe screeches when he feels the broom go deeper inside his insides.

Lilly roars as she goes into a blood rage and throws shit from her pants at the back of Joes head.

Myron screams louder than he has ever screamed as the elevator picks up speed.


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PostSubject: Re: Forum Puppets   Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:06 pm

Frank sobs into his palms.

Lilly stops and stares at her brown hands.

Joe squeals as slimy warmness strikes his neck.

Myron's elevator stops; the door opens to his mother.
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